thetalkingpoltergeist:

haunt-my-miles:

parkingstrange:

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

Shhh. It believes so it is.

In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.

(Source: unamusedsloth)


concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

despicablymoi:

Prepare for an eargasm. (x)

Mashup of Miss Jackson by Panic! At the Disco and My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy

hi yes how does one get a sound tattooed onto their body

smokinonthemoon:

blackwallflower:

airyairyquitecontrary:

PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Grumpy cloud

THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

(Source: rapniall)

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen